Season's Greetings

This reflects perception more than reality, but still funny.

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"21 y/o man who presents after hearing a crack in his wrist accompanied by sharp pain after the police car in the back of which he was handcuffed made a sudden sharp turn." He broke his wrist - ouch! Of course, he then left the ER against medical advice when it became clear that he would be released from custody.

"5 y/o girl who was standing on the sidelines of a football game and was inadvertently tackled." She has a  broken collarbone, and I am sure she will never go near a football game again. Her career as a cheerleader is over before it began.

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"21-yr old man who was in the passenger seat of a car arguing with his mother, who was driving at 35 mph. He became upset and demanded that she let him out of the car. When she refused, he opened the door and jumped out." He wound up fracturing his left elbow pretty badly. The bummer is that the interesting part of the story - what they were arguing ABOUT - may never be known.

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"57 y/o man who presents after accidentally stabbing himself in the stomach with pruning shears while gardening."