My favorite histories from the ER today:
"23-year old man who arrived at a party and shot several of the partygoers. The other partygoers responded by assaulting him, beating him about the head, chest and abdomen with hockey sticks and cricket bats."
"36-year old man who was attempting to shoplift some alcohol from a liquor store when another patron tackled him. He presented after he fainted while in police custody."
Yup, those are my patients!
"23-year old man who arrived at a party and shot several of the partygoers. The other partygoers responded by assaulting him, beating him about the head, chest and abdomen with hockey sticks and cricket bats."
"36-year old man who was attempting to shoplift some alcohol from a liquor store when another patron tackled him. He presented after he fainted while in police custody."
Yup, those are my patients!
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