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Direct quote from the electronic medical record: "23-year-old male who was found in the parking lot of a store, waving a knife and screaming.  He has a history of drug use per an acquaintance at scene who quickly fled after giving that history.  He was brought in by ambulance combative, attempting to strike EMTs, and spitting.  Head net was then placed.  He was brought in under physical restraint with police officers assisting."

"30-year-old man who presented complaining of pain in his leg after being bit by a dog." I initially felt sorry for him, but on further review of the records, it seems that the dog that chased him down and bit him was a police dog in the act of its duty. No more sympathy.